The Stuff

The stuff is a mysterious white substance found in Antarctica. It has an elegant taste and makes for a good topping. It is unknown if The Stuff is sapient, sentient, or even alive at all. When consumed, The Stuff will stay in the body and begin eating the consumer from the inside. As their body fills up with Stuff, it will become more and more inflamed until the consumer explodes. The Stuff is parasitic in nature, although lacks any other sign of life. It has not yet been studied closely, as all of our biologists were shot dead while attempting to capture The Thing, who was found not guilty for acting under self-defense.